Byline: Deborah Nobes

Dateline: The beautiful river city of Fredericton, New Brunswick.

Lede: One brilliant spring morning, awoken by the scent of lilacs drifting through her bedroom window, Deb sat up with a start and realized her notebook was missing.

Clever quote: “You can take the girl out of the newsroom, but you can’t take the newsroom out of the girl,” she said.

Nut Graf: Deb aspires to front a B-52’s cover band wearing a beehive wig and a dress like Mrs. Jetson, but for now must content herself with a job in PR.